so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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