I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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