I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
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I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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