I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
