Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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