How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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