If i come over, it means nothing
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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