love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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