We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
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