I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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