I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Farmville is her only friend.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
