Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
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