i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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