friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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