I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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