Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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