oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
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She's the barista slut.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
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Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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