Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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