bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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