If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
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You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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