But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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