Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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