last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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