she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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