no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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