everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm just crazy horny about you
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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