You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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