But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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