OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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