it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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