how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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