They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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