shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
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If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
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No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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