you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just want nice things and good sex
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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