Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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