Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
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Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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In other news, I just burned my penis
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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