I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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