Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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