Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
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we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
my liver is dry heaving
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Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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