Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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