And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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