I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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