so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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