it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
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I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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