Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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