i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
i think i just naturally attract stoners
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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