I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize