How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I need a beard to bite.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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