Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
