yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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