I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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