8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
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I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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