If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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Enjoy the penises
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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