I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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