You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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